Evie. 17. England

'You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches'
- Dita Von Teese

I always follow back.

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

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shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born

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mitsurugireiji:

fasteronfire525:

xbeatrce:

It’s important that people see this

I dont even know who this is, but the media pulls shit like this often and it should be publicized.

mark duggan was the young man shot to death by the met police here in london, and whose murder, now ruled controversially as ‘legal’, sparked the summer riots a few years back.

mitsurugireiji:

fasteronfire525:

xbeatrce:

It’s important that people see this

I dont even know who this is, but the media pulls shit like this often and it should be publicized.

mark duggan was the young man shot to death by the met police here in london, and whose murder, now ruled controversially as ‘legal’, sparked the summer riots a few years back.

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cuntnuggets5ever:

This is my history teacher. He told me if I got him famous that he would pass me in this class for the whole year. This class is hard And he likes Spongebob So like Help a person out

cuntnuggets5ever:

This is my history teacher. He told me if I got him famous that he would pass me in this class for the whole year.
This class is hard
And he likes Spongebob
So like
Help a person out

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  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

seselapod:

piefacemcgee:

shouldnt:

esudese:

shouldnt:

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. 

they do

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OH MY LORD ITS CAPRI SUN FOR ADULTS

SPREAD THE WORD

god is real and hes here for us

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kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

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magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression

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ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

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biscuitmango:

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

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cardiokayla:

Her face in the last gif makes me so sad

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you-cant-save-the-winchesters:

perks-of-being-sian:

this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

Even cuter in video form

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